She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
