Non-Jews are for practice
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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