my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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