You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
please don't ironically join a cult
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