I saw his package. It spoke to me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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