My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So apparently I’m into choking now
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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