I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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