That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so that wasnt chicken after all
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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