Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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