seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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