i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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