I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
