I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
