saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You're like the curious george of whores
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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