This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Me too!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
organizing the empties. That sober.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Randomize
