hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Panties = found
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