He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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