I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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