i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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