do herpes really smell.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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