I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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