The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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