are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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