I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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