Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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