Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
