.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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