I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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