i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Randomize
