Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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