Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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