glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
you made out with another girl for some wings
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize