i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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