Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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