Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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