walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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