and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize