Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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