I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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