how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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