school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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