she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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