I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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