So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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