"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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