I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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