I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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