Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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