I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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