Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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