There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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