she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
