life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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