Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
