How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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