so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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